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Dear Assistant Principal Assclown,
It has recently come to my attention that men in their 40s undergo symptoms of hormonal flux. Have you ever considered hypogonadism as the culprit? Please take this situation seriously, because I am extremely concerned about your safety. Mainly because it is highly plausible that I may (a)knock the shit out of you, (b) stomp you to sleep, (c) slash your tires and smear elephant turds onto the hood of your car, or (d)ALL of the above if you continue to chew me out in front of my students.
If you are promptly treated, then the students and faculty will no longer be subjected to your:
- Emotional tirades
- Annoying nagging voice
- Chronic confusion (Read: LIES)
- Penchant for embarrassing teachers in front of their students (what I really dislike)
Furthermore, I would like to point out to you that there are REAL issues for you to address within this school; Issues more important than what TYPE of paper I may have happened to use to write a pass for a student. For example, I would like you to address the fact that I have been cursed out by a student who is a doppelganger for Sasquatch/Bigfoot/Snufflelufagus, repeatedly, for the past week. I have written him/it up…and NOTHING! This “kid ”sells drugs in the boys’ bathroom between class changes, gets to say “fuck,” “hell,” and “damn” to me…walk out of class…never follow the rules…yet you are all over my ass?
…And people wonder why the good teachers never stay…
Yours in Education,
Ms. Friendly 🙂
 Adult men may experience diminished libido, erectile dysfunction, muscle weakness, loss of body hair, depression, and other mood disorders. Recent research has shown that about 30% of men who are diagnosed with depression may actually have hypogonadism. http://www.urologychannel.com/testosteronedeficiency/symptoms.shtml
 The school does not have any more toner or paper to give to teachers as it is! I am already funding paper and toner for my classroom, so if you think that I’m going to add printing-out-special-passes-for-assistant-principal-assclown to my list…then you are stupider than you look!